We stay in Canada for its eggs!

You know that Woody Allen gag about the guy he thought was a chicken?

Everyone asked his family members why he was not sent to a psychiatric hospital for treatment.

“We’d love to,” they replied, “but we need eggs…”

A crazy situation

In the context of Canadian federalism, that is Quebec.

Why does Quebec still want to stay in Canada when all indicators show that Canadian federalism is detrimental to the future of the people of Quebec?

“We want to leave, but we need all the benefits that Canada can give us…”

It’s the same thing. That’s a crazy answer.

The same surreal situation is depicted in Woody Allen’s gag.

Staying in Canada to take advantage of the “benefits” of federalism is like harboring someone who thinks he is a chicken because it gives us free eggs.

It won’t stand.

Indeed, we see more of one person laying an egg than we see Canada ensuring the survival of the language, culture and people of Quebec.

Collapsing myth

Have you seen the statistics on the situation of the French in Canada?

It’s a disaster.

The French rolled at high speed.

And if you think the situation is reversed, you take your brother-in-law for a chicken.

At some point, you have to wake up.

Stop taking wishes for reality.

French has as much future in Canada as Japanese has in Sweden.

Do you think immigrants entering Canada learn English and French? To honor the courage and bravery of the Francophones who participated in building this nation, almost 500 years ago?

Let’s see!

People who migrate here want to improve their living conditions. Will speaking French help them find a job in Toronto or Saskatoon? no

Do that.

Soon, if not already, there will be more Canadians speaking Mandarin and Hindi than French.

And on that day, the myth of two official languages ​​will unfold.

The representative of the Canadian head of state doesn’t even speak French, Simonac!

I love it!

I don’t know how Paul Saint-Pierre Plamondon stays calm.

If I were him, I would bang my head against the wall.

Quebec does not benefit from being in Canada. There is none.

For the vast majority of Canadians, Quebecers are just one ethnic group among many.

French is less important than Turkish.

Our opposition to multiculturalism is evidence of our intolerance.

And it is a shame not to say that secularism, which is close to our hearts, is a crime.

And do we want to stay in this country?

“Yeah, but for me, I love it mmmmmm!” »

And we’re going to zap PQ and more!!! Cibole, let’s wake up!

Don’t be surprised if everyone sweeps their feet on you while you’re on the mat…