Interview to get a job a few years ago, already
Posted at 6:00 p.m.
Director : Hello!
Candidate : Hello sir! I brought you coffee.
Director : Thanks, but I already have one.
Candidate : Sorry.
Director : I saw your CV, it is correct, but you do not have much experience.
Candidate : Because I just left university.
Director : Yes, yes … your results are not bad.
Candidate : I’m done with A +.
Director : You know, grades, we can not trust it, once on the field, it means nothing anymore.
Candidate : Sure.
Director : So why should we hire you?
Candidate : Because I’m a worker. I am very willing to work overtime. I will be available at all times. I’m a team girl. I love power. I already have your company logo tattooed on my heart.
Director : Do not go too fast for a tattoo. Do you have any questions?
Candidate : What is the position of the third assistant to the second assistant?
Director : It will help.
Candidate : And, if I could say so, what are the conditions?
Director : You were originally hired as a trainee for six months without pay and if you do the trick, your traineeship will be renewed for another six months, doubling your salary.
Candidate : It’s exciting!
Director : Thanks for coming.
Candidate : Is that so?
Director : Yes, we have dozens of interviews today.
Candidate : When do I hear from you?
Director : I do not really know. But most of all, do not call us, we will call you. If that happens. Have a nice day!
Job interview to be held in 2022
Director : Hello!
Candidate : Hello sir!
Director : I brought you coffee.
Candidate : Is it Maciatona?
Director : A macchiato?
Candidate : Espresso is made with a small amount of foam milk similar to cappuccino, but is stronger.
Director : No, this is a regular cafe. I’m really sorry.
Candidate : (Big sigh) I’m fine.
Director : From tomorrow, the Maciato machine will arrive.
Candidate : Yes yes. I’ve seen your website, it’s good, but it’s not successful.
Director : That’s why I want someone like you.
Candidate : Fortunately, your results are not bad.
Director : Our profits have increased.
Candidate : You know, the benefits, you can not believe it. It goes up, it goes down.
Director : Sure.
Candidate : Then why should I join your company?
Director : Because we are a company that has a heart for the well-being of its employees.
Candidate : For me, my well-being is three weeks off in summer, three weeks off in winter. And a three-week vacation, in the spring. It was so beautiful, spring. And of course, three weeks in the fall, to see the colors.
Director : It should work.
Candidate : Suppose the posted salary is correct but double it is good. Holidays are expensive!
Director : It should work.
Candidate : And then the position, instead of an assistant to a director, I want to be an assistant director, it looks better on my Instagram profile.
Director : It should work.
Candidate : Well, that’s not all, I have to go, there are almost ten interviews today.
Director : No need to go anywhere, you’re engaged! I sent a message to the board and they agreed to all your terms. Assistant Director, three months leave per year and double salary. Welcome to our home!
Candidate : Is that right? It went fast! I do not like when things are going fast, it makes me stressed. I’m not sure I want a big job with a big salary and big vacations. It’s too old, that’s all. I need to think about it.
Director : When do we hear from you?
Candidate : I do not really know. But most of all, do not call me, I will call you. If that happens. Have a nice day!
